with Rye Rye
& JEFF The Brotherhood
Wednesday, Nov 03, 2010 9:00 PM CDT
(8:00 PM Doors)
- Wednesday, Nov 03, 2010 11:30 PM CDT
The Cannery Ballroom, Nashville, TN
18 years and over
NINJA didn't do very good at school because all he did the whole time was write raps and smoke zol. After NINJA lied and cheated his way through high school, he moved to Alexandra Township in Johannesburg to smoke zol with the rastas.
NINJA stayed in Alexandra in 19th Street down by the river for a few years living off boiled cabbage and zol. During this time NINJA started a rap group called The Original Evergreens which had a heavy stoned alien rastas in space vibe. The Original Evergreen even won a South African Music Award for this one fokken stupid stoner song called Puff The Magik.
After NINJA moved out of Alex he moved around a lot lamming from couch to couch and bumming off people while he tried to think of more stoned rap ideas. From time to time NINJA moved back home to his mom and dad's house for a nice hot shower and some lekker munchies.NINJA has known YO-LANDI VI$$ER for a very long time from when she was a little laaitie. One day when NINJA moved back home with his mom & dad again he saw that little YO-LANDI from next door had grown some boobs and a nice bum.
Then NINJA had a baby with YO-LANDI by accident. NINJA and YO-LANDI are not married. They are just good friends. NINJA thinks chicks are fuckin complicated.
He doesn't mind having them around as long as they don't give him shit.YO-LANDI likes to do her own thing and doesn't like people telling her what to do.
Smoking so much weed all the time made NINJA think of all these stupid ideas for rap groups like fokken Max Normal, Constructus, Markus Wormstorm Is Not Gay, MC Totally Rad and DJ Fuck are FucknRad, The Way of the Dassie, Total Confusion on Planet Phunk, Total Fuck Up etc etc.
NINJA even got so stoned one day that he started to make cute little soft toys with magic powers.