On December 14, the Paper Machete crew rings in the season for ONE NIGHT ONLY at Carol's Pub, presenting a scrappy holiday pageant trimmed with roasted chestnuts, silver bells, gay apparel, geese-a-laying, figgy pudding, Zuzu's petals, myrrh, a can of Who Hash, and anything we can possibly think of to make your season bright (or at least temporarily less dark). Headlined by legendary rockers Baby Teeth, the evening will feature hilarious comedy and other reindeer games from Machete stalwarts Adam Burke, Erin Diamond, Gena Gephart, Jill Hopkins, Julia Weiss, Kristen Toomey, Shannon Cason, Chad the Bird and many more. All are welcome, from pagans to Presbyterians, from anarchists to altruists, from Buddhists to nudists; everybody loves a holiday pageant! This show is a great present to give a loved one, or just a chance to treat yourself at the end of a brutal year. Heads up: This event show is GA / Standing Room Only, in order to make more the proverbial merriest. Deck your hall with these holiday hams, and you’ll never have to deck them again!   This event is 21 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 21 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund. GA Tickets do not include seating. Reserved Table purchase includes entrance to the show and a reserved table for the designated number of people. Please arrive 30 minutes prior to showtime to claim your table. If your party has not arrived by that time, your table may be subject to be given away to another group and we will do our best to facilitate your group upon your arrival, however a table is no longer guaranteed.