THE BABY MAGIC - listen
“The Baby Magic” started with a girl singer and a boy guitarist. Then some “baby magic” happened and they had what they assumed would be a musical prodigy. But, the baby was dumb so they infanticided it. Now, it’s a girl and boy who both happened to drill holes into their parent’s bedroom to spy their Christmas presents early, and now can’t keep dick and pussy out of their music. They are also white people. The music sounds like punk music for people who don’t like punk music. It’s like our parents making love in our brains.
FRENCH GOODBYE - listen
Daydreams and nightmares from Tony Mendoza's bedroom and sometimes kitchen, featuring ex mbrs of The Bitter Tears, Unicycle Loves You and Let's Get Out Of This Terrible Sandwich Shop.