The Armed: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED with Special Guests Prostitute

Fri Dec 12 2025

8:00 PM (Doors 7:00 PM)

Thalia Hall

1807 S Allport St Chicago, IL 60608

Thalia Hall

1807 S Allport St Chicago, IL 60608

$32.90 - $45.77

Ages 17+

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The Armed tour in support of their upcoming album, THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, joined by Special Guests Prostitute.

The Armed are an experimental pop collective formed in Detroit, Michigan.

The Armed: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED with Special Guests Prostitute

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limit 6 per person
GA Standing

$32.90 ($25.00 + $7.90 fees, including tax)
Seated Balcony

$45.77 ($35.00 + $10.77 fees, including tax)
Large Opera Box (top right)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Large Opera Box (bottom right)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Large Opera Box (top left)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Large Opera Box (bottom left)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Small Opera Box (top left)
Includes 2 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Small Opera Box (top right)
Includes 2 will call tickets
SOLD OUT

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Will Call

Terms & Conditions

This event is 17 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 17 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund.

Ticket Fee includes 1% City Amusement Tax.

The Armed: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED with Special Guests Prostitute

Fri Dec 12 2025 8:00 PM

(Doors 7:00 PM)

Thalia Hall Chicago IL
The Armed: EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED with Special Guests Prostitute

$32.90 - $45.77 Ages 17+

The Armed tour in support of their upcoming album, THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED, joined by Special Guests Prostitute.

The Armed are an experimental pop collective formed in Detroit, Michigan.

Please correct the information below.

Select ticket quantity.

Select Tickets

Ages 17+
limit 6 per person
GA Standing
$32.90 ($25.00 + $7.90 fees, including tax)
Seated Balcony
$45.77 ($35.00 + $10.77 fees, including tax)
Large Opera Box (top right)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Large Opera Box (bottom right)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Large Opera Box (top left)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Large Opera Box (bottom left)
Includes 6 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Small Opera Box (top left)
Includes 2 will call tickets
SOLD OUT
Small Opera Box (top right)
Includes 2 will call tickets
SOLD OUT

Delivery Method

eTickets
Will Call

Terms & Conditions

This event is 17 and over. Any ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 17 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund. Ticket Fee includes 1% City Amusement Tax.