Rock Goddess is a rock cabaret about the universal truths in life: everyone loves the beach, non dairy creamer is actually just cum and Tessa Skara has a fucking GREAT voice. You might know Tessa as a Comedy Central Comic to Watch with her former sketch group Pop Roulette, from her sold out monthly show High Notes, or from her performances at Joe’s Pub, Ars Nova, and Union Hall, but you probably didn’t know that Tessa is also: a Rock Goddess. Finally, the self-proclaimed Courtney Love of Comedy is back for the first and last night of her world tour, join her as she queers rock n roll with original songs and stand up about how gay Jesus was, leaving her husband to seduce women in her feminist book club, and how selfish it is for your therapist to go on maternity leave.    For Groups of more than 12 please call 212-956-0101 x 203. For all other inquiries please call 212-757-4100. Green Harlequin Package     •    One reserved VIP ticket     •    VIP Priority Check-in - no waiting on lines Gold Harlequin Package* One reserved VIP Ticket VIP Priority Check-in - no waiting on lines Top Shelf Open Bar during the show - open top shelf bar, domestic and imported beer, wine, soda, and bottled water *Gratuity is NOT included in the price of these packages. You can leave a gratuity for your server at the end of the show.Upon arrival at Carolines, both Green and Gold ticket purchasers should proceed directly to the host podium at the bottom of the stairs. Due to the location of these priority seats, we can only hold them until show time. Late arrivals will be seated in the best available seats.  For a dinner res, call 212 757 4100