Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan (pronounced “Mike Kaplan” when done correctly or however you like he’s not picky). The Comedians magazine calls him “a comedy machine in the best possible way. The way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries – that’s how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly methodically unblinkingly.” Myq just made his debut on “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien ” and his half-hour “Comedy Central Presents” special will appear in 2010 (a year for which Punchline Magazine says to watch out for Myq). He has also appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham ” at the New Faces show of the 2009 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal was voted 2008’s Best Local Comedian in the Boston Phoenix and won the 2009 NY’s Funniest Standup Competition. A Jewy-ish vegan atheist who spells the name “Mike” weird Myq enjoys words social justice Netflix and comic books. Also non-comic books ping-pong and being great with women. And grammar and run-on sentence fragments. And of course being hilarious to his demographic which is anyone who might know the word “demographic.”

My name is Sean Patton. I am Comedian based in New York and Los Angeles by way of New Orleans. I cut my teeth doing standup in the Crescent city and since have performed at Caroline's The Comedy Cellar Gotham The Improv UCBNY UCBLA The Melbourne International comedy festival (2011) The Montreal Just for Laughs comedy festival (2008 2010) and many other clubs around the US and Canada. I made my Basic Cable debut on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham" (2009) and my Network TV debut on "Late night with Jimmy Fallon" (2010). I also recently appeared on "Conan" (2011). I love doing what I do. Some of you will love it too (thanks!) but some of you will not (thanks for coming) My big plans for the future are to continue sharing my comedy with as many people as possible and to one day fall in love with You. Yes You the person reading this bio right now. Don't worry about breaking my heart because I plan on turning the experience into material anyway. Later!