MAC SABBATH with Latter Day Skanks

Sat Nov 3 2018

9:00 PM (Doors 8:00 PM)

Dante's

350 West Burnside Street Portland, OR 97209

$20.00

Ages 21+

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It was the Year of Our Lord 2013, and I was devouring a cheeseburger in a Chatsworth, CA franchise of a certain multinational fast food conglomerate which shall remain nameless. A crazed skull face painted, dirt-bag, clown sat down beside me. This Skeletor reject of Uriah Heap introduced himself as Ronald Osborne and was familiar with my work. I was informed that Ronald, Slayer Mac Cheeze, Grimalice, and the Cat Burglar, were performing secret rock shows in the bunker-like basements of the local restaurants. But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the "underground," and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager. BAM! Abruptly we were thrown to the sidewalk. (Apparently the daytime manager was not informed of this activity) I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush off the sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal.

 Before I knew it, I was in a burger stand bomb shelter, witnessing Black Sabbath music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed and can't ever remember feeling so.........happy!         

Dante's Presents
MAC SABBATH with Latter Day Skanks

  • Mac Sabbath

    Mac Sabbath

    Hard Rock

  • Latter Day Skanks

    Latter Day Skanks

    Punk

    The Latter Day Skanks started out as humble Mormons who felt different. After years of self doubt, self torment and self exploration they excommunicated themselves from The Church Of Latter Day Saints and created a much sexier, much stickier and very much Skanky-er offshoot: The Church of Latter Day Skanks. The former abused, tormented and chastised the members for what they were: young, sexy and rebellious. After years of soul searching The Skanks have come to Portland to spread their message though raucous and raunchy punk rock Hymns. The bands uses their seductive allure to expose religious lies that have spread war and hate for centuries. They preach a message of equality and acceptance through satire, skin and of course dick jokes to any and all that will listen. The cross-dressing & hard rocking Latter-Day Skanks guarantee to blow your mind and rock your ass. Bring your naughty self to a show and leave your morals, inhibitions and virginity at the door.         

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Dante's Presents

MAC SABBATH with Latter Day Skanks

Sat Nov 3 2018 9:00 PM

(Doors 8:00 PM)

Dante's Portland OR
MAC SABBATH with Latter Day Skanks

$20.00 Ages 21+

It was the Year of Our Lord 2013, and I was devouring a cheeseburger in a Chatsworth, CA franchise of a certain multinational fast food conglomerate which shall remain nameless. A crazed skull face painted, dirt-bag, clown sat down beside me. This Skeletor reject of Uriah Heap introduced himself as Ronald Osborne and was familiar with my work. I was informed that Ronald, Slayer Mac Cheeze, Grimalice, and the Cat Burglar, were performing secret rock shows in the bunker-like basements of the local restaurants. But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the "underground," and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager. BAM! Abruptly we were thrown to the sidewalk. (Apparently the daytime manager was not informed of this activity) I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush off the sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal.

 Before I knew it, I was in a burger stand bomb shelter, witnessing Black Sabbath music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed and can't ever remember feeling so.........happy!         

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Ages 21+
limit 10 per person
General Admission
$20.00

Delivery Method

Mail
UPS
Will Call

Terms & Conditions

This event is 21 and over. Any Ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 21 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund.