Kickstand Productions Presents Birds Aren’t Real: Truth Tour

Sat Oct 9 2021

8:00 PM (Doors 7:00 PM)

Logan Square Auditorium

2539 North Kedzie Avenue Chicago, IL 60647

$35.00 - $75.00

Ages 17+

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VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience 


Rise above to the highest echelon of truthhood. Partake in the ancient esoteric rites to complete your knowledge quest. 

· Premium seat in front rows
· Access to pre-show interactive initiation ceremony  
· Limited Edition Bird’s Aren’t Real poster
· Exclusive Bird’s Aren’t Real VIP merch item
· Early entry into venue
· First access merch shopping

Kickstand Productions Presents Birds Aren’t Real: Truth Tour

  • Birds Aren't Real

    Birds Aren't Real

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    Did you know that the United States government systematically slaughtered every bird in North America and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas? No? How much did it cost you to attend college? How much did you really learn? Despite the Birds Aren’t Real movement reaching millions of people online and being slammed in Newsweek four or five times, only a fraction of a fraction of people can compute this information. What if we told you that you could learn ten times as much in only an hour and a half for the price of one ticket? Take breath and get ready to pinch open your mindeye. Become a knowledge disciple and study under movement representative Peter McIndoe and associates as they peel back your veil of ignorance. (Non-credited. No prerequisites. People of low IQ and low skill level welcome.)

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limit 8 per person
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$35.00
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VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience
$75.00

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This event is 17 and over. Any Ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 17 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund.

COVID-19 DISCLAIMER - This ticket is a revocable license and may be taken up and admission refused upon refunding the purchase price appearing hereon and is grounds for seizure and cancellation without compensation. Holder of this ticket (“Holder”) voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the game or event for which this ticket is issued whether occurring prior to, during, or after same, including, but not limited to, contracting, and/or spreading the COVID-19 virus, and agrees that the organization, venue, presenter, agents, participants, or players are not responsible or liable for any injuries, sickness, or death resulting from such causes. Holder acknowledges that the COVID-19 pandemic remains a threat to individual and public health, COVID-19 is a highly contagious disease transmitted through human contact and respiratory droplets (including through the air and via common surfaces) and it is possible that Holder may contract COVID-19 while at the game or event for which this ticket is issued. Holder agrees by use of this ticket not to transmit or aid in transmitting any description, account, picture, or reproduction of the game or event to which this ticket is issued. Breach of the foregoing will automatically terminate this license. Holder agrees that the license comprised by this ticket may be removed and Holder may be ejected from the game or event for which this ticket is issued in the event that Holder violates any law, ordinance, or venue regulation. Holder grants permission to the organization sponsoring the game or event for which this ticket is issued to utilize Holder’s image or likeness in connection with any video or other transmission or reproduction of the event to which this ticket relates.

Kickstand Productions Presents Birds Aren’t Real: Truth Tour

Sat Oct 9 2021 8:00 PM

(Doors 7:00 PM)

Logan Square Auditorium Chicago IL
Kickstand Productions Presents Birds Aren’t Real: Truth Tour

$35.00 - $75.00 Ages 17+

VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience 


Rise above to the highest echelon of truthhood. Partake in the ancient esoteric rites to complete your knowledge quest. 

· Premium seat in front rows
· Access to pre-show interactive initiation ceremony  
· Limited Edition Bird’s Aren’t Real poster
· Exclusive Bird’s Aren’t Real VIP merch item
· Early entry into venue
· First access merch shopping

Birds Aren't Real

Birds Aren't Real

Alternative

Did you know that the United States government systematically slaughtered every bird in North America and replaced them with surveillance drone replicas? No? How much did it cost you to attend college? How much did you really learn? Despite the Birds Aren’t Real movement reaching millions of people online and being slammed in Newsweek four or five times, only a fraction of a fraction of people can compute this information. What if we told you that you could learn ten times as much in only an hour and a half for the price of one ticket? Take breath and get ready to pinch open your mindeye. Become a knowledge disciple and study under movement representative Peter McIndoe and associates as they peel back your veil of ignorance. (Non-credited. No prerequisites. People of low IQ and low skill level welcome.)

Please correct the information below.

Select ticket quantity.

Complete the security check.

Select Tickets

Ages 17+
limit 8 per person
General Admission
$35.00
VIP
VIP Package: Initiation Ceremony Experience
$75.00

Delivery Method

ticketFast

Terms & Conditions

This event is 17 and over. Any Ticket holder unable to present valid identification indicating that they are at least 17 years of age will not be admitted to this event, and will not be eligible for a refund. COVID-19 DISCLAIMER - This ticket is a revocable license and may be taken up and admission refused upon refunding the purchase price appearing hereon and is grounds for seizure and cancellation without compensation. Holder of this ticket (“Holder”) voluntarily assumes all risks and danger incidental to the game or event for which this ticket is issued whether occurring prior to, during, or after same, including, but not limited to, contracting, and/or spreading the COVID-19 virus, and agrees that the organization, venue, presenter, agents, participants, or players are not responsible or liable for any injuries, sickness, or death resulting from such causes. Holder acknowledges that the COVID-19 pandemic remains a threat to individual and public health, COVID-19 is a highly contagious disease transmitted through human contact and respiratory droplets (including through the air and via common surfaces) and it is possible that Holder may contract COVID-19 while at the game or event for which this ticket is issued. Holder agrees by use of this ticket not to transmit or aid in transmitting any description, account, picture, or reproduction of the game or event to which this ticket is issued. Breach of the foregoing will automatically terminate this license. Holder agrees that the license comprised by this ticket may be removed and Holder may be ejected from the game or event for which this ticket is issued in the event that Holder violates any law, ordinance, or venue regulation. Holder grants permission to the organization sponsoring the game or event for which this ticket is issued to utilize Holder’s image or likeness in connection with any video or other transmission or reproduction of the event to which this ticket relates.