Thursday, February 8, 2024 Tonight's shows are now listed in performance order. Story Wranglers. Work devised by Story Wranglers from original stories created by Austin area third graders. The Paramount Story Wranglers is an Austin Theater for Young Audiences company that takes the original writings of third-grade students and transforms them into a comedy/musical/variety show to be performed for the student writers and their school communities. Our mission is to lift up the voices of these young people, to let them know that their voices are heard and their creativity has value. We present a curated selection of these sketches and songs. Leticia Won't Find A Better Man, by Raymond Whelan, featuring Sebastian Garcia, Samantha Levine, and Whelan. A romantic comedy in three scenes about one lonely young woman, one lonely middle-aged man, his whip-smart younger brother, and dreams deferred. It takes place in Chicago just as America steps into its third century. The Mystery of the Missing Car, by Max Langert. What exactly happened on the afternoon of October 3rd? Abalones − abs = alone, by Pamela L Paek. Abalones are illegal. Abalones minus abs equals Alone. Alone by choice? Beyond illegal. Anathema. Abalones are making a comeback. And for those alone? "Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years" - LL Cool J Potty on the Patriarchy, by Wade Rowland. Earl "Pottymouth" Arbuckle has come out of retirement with a message to share about his feminist awakening. It only took a couple bouts with prostate cancer to teach him what he needed to learn. Better to live like a human being with an inefficient penis than be a complete dick.