FITZGERALDS SIDEBAR PRESENTS: MAJESTIC 12! FREE SHOW! Click “Book Now” to make a reservation! CLASSIFIED – EYES ONLY  SUBJECT: MAJESTIC 12 (CHICAGO DIVISION)  AUTHORIZATION: [REDACTED]  DATE OF ORIGIN: UNKNOWN  LOCATION: CHICAGO, IL  On or about an undisclosed date, the musical entity known as Majestic 12 was formed, suspected of deploying high levels of sonic funk and improvisational R&B maneuvers throughout the Chicago area and beyond. Intelligence suggests that the group's primary objective is the manipulation of groove through unexplored musical territories.  Operatives identified within the unit:  ● Ryan Gac (Guitar): Suspected of high-level string manipulation, utilizing classified tone modulation.  ● Don Allen Jr. (Drums): Possesses advanced percussive capabilities, capable of destabilizing rhythmic predictability.  ● Jae Gentile (Bass): Engages in low-end frequency control with precision; potential interdimensional groove activity detected.  ● Clarence Williams Jr. (Keys): Executor of harmonic anomalies, linked to multiple cases of sonic euphoria.  ● Matt Jarosch (Trombone): Suspected brass technician, responsible for destabilizing known jazz structures.  Field reports confirm that Majestic 12 does not adhere to standard musical protocols, instead employing compositions as launchpads for [REDACTED]-level improvisational explorations. Their methods are unconventional, their impact undeniable. If encountered in a live setting, immediate engagement is advised. Grab dinner before the show at BABYGOLD BARBECUE   ***PARKING*** There is rather limited street parking in the area, we recommend arriving by rideshare, bicycle, or rickshaw.