Dirtyspoon is arguably the most underrated, most important and most beloved band in this entire bio.   Deftly (Deaf-ly?), navigating various genres , the Dirtyspoon bus ride makes stops at 80s Alt, Big Hair Spandex Metal, Nostalgia Pop and Familiar Funk.  We believe that the key to a great party is getting the ladies on the dance floor.  And you know we’re right fellas.  Dirtyspoon recently underwent genetic testing and it turns out our ancestry includes Ska, Reggae, Country, Nu Metal, Hip Hop, Emo, ShoeGaze, Pop and Blues. And Icelandic.  Dirtyspoon covers highly danceable hits from the 80s, 90s but You Aughta Know that already.  We have been favorably compared to, in no particular order, the Joe Montana era 49ers, a bottle of 1982 Mouton Rothschild and the second season of Hill Street Blues.  Equally comfortable covering Come on Eileen… Sweet Child of mine… And Uptown Funk … Dirtyspoon is the soundtrack to your misspent youth …missed opportunities …and the one who got away. “

Gather ‘round, ye rock ‘n’ roll faithful, for the tale of Daddy Issues, the gnarliest two-guitar juggernaut to ever emerge from the fog-ridden City by the Bay . This isn’t just a band—it’s a primal scream from five dads, armed with Fenders, Gibsons, dad bods, and a whole lotta issues. Formed in a haze of spilled Modelo and existential dread, Daddy Issues is the sound of middle-aged rebellion, cranked to eleven and served with a side of ibuprofen.