Since the beginning of time, ’twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. That band did come. And now… they’re coming again.

Formed in the late ’60s as an avant-garde art collective, Darkside Skinny Dippers—more affectionately known as the world’s greatest hashtag #DSKINNYD—evolved into a ferocious rock band that definitely influenced the course of music history from the late ’70s through the mid-’80s.

After reuniting over Zoom in 2020, this group of youngish men has worked tirelessly one to two times per year, perfecting their craft and successfully completing the Richard Simmons 5-Minute Ab Workout in its entirety.

They now feel confident they can deliver a show that at least half of 20% of you can tolerate.

Recommended by 0 out of 10 doctors, the band all but guarantees a baby boom rivaling the mid-’40s through mid-’60s.

In short, #DSKINNYD is best described as diverse rock-and-roll with attitude.There’s something for everyone.

But don’t take their word for it…