DAN AND MELISSA TURN OFF THE DARK * Tuesday, April 30th Variety Show: Warm Things Comedy Presents: DAN AND MELISSA TURN OFF THE DARK, Featuring Music from Mike Costaney & Richie Brown / Heather Cook  / Comedy by Cory Snearowski / Allie Mae / Reggie Parker / Eric Knittel / Waldo Maldonado / After years of small-scale fraud and ALLEGED murder, (Dan and Melissa have finally decide to become good with the help of their mentors, Ian and Chelsea. That is, until Ian and Chelsea invite them to participate in a fundraising drive, prompting Dan and Melissa to get so competitive that it verges on criminal. Can Dan and Melissa walk the path of righteousness, or will the team of mercenaries they hired to help them raise money steer them back to a life of petty larceny? I honestly am not sure yet!), Doors 7:30, $5 at THE SAINT.