Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet is a critically acclaimed comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of the internet's wildest one-star reviews. Hailed by Vulture as “a giggly treat in tense modern times,” the show follows siblings Xandy and Christine as they dig into reviews of your favorite local hotspots. From nude beaches with too much nudity, to caves with no cell service, no complaint is too petty—and no review too ridiculous.