A John Waters Christmas

Fri Nov 30 2018

9:00 PM (Doors 7:30 PM)

JaM Cellars Ballroom at Margrit Mondavi Theatre

1030 Main St Napa, CA 94559

Ages 16+

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JaM Cellars Ballroom at Margrit Mondavi Theatre is located UPSTAIRS in the Opera House Building.

Like a damaged St. Nick for the Christmas corrupted, John Waters – legendary filmmaker (“Female Trouble”, “Hairspray”, “Serial Mom”), raconteur and author of bestselling books, Carsick, Role Models and Make Trouble – hitchhikes into town with a bag full of sticks and stones for the devoted and the damned, spreading Yuletide profanity and perverted piety with his critically acclaimed one-man show, “A John Waters Christmas”.  This rapid-fire “trigger warning” for holiday traditionalists asks the questions, “Is Prancer the only gay reindeer?”, “Is it wrong to steal purses from cars in graveyard parking lots on Christmas Eve while mourners leave flowers?”, “Has Santa ever been nude?”, and, most importantly, “Should you disrupt living crèche celebrations this year in the name of political action?”  Miracles really do happen at Yuletide, even if they’re false, and Waters prays for a Gaspar Noé Christmas film, and a new sex club that encourages gay men and lesbians to have sex with each other for the very first time.  Delving into his love for the annual December warning list of “Unsafe Toys to Give Your Child” and his hatred for email Christmas cards, The Easter Bunny, and any kind of holiday “food issues”, the Pope of Trash will give you a Cool Yule like no other.  You better watch out, you better cry!  John Waters, the People’s Pervert, is coming to town.

 

AGES 16+  For Mature Audiences (Under 16 accompanied by an adult)

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Show Contains Explicit and potentially controversial content.

 

DJ Rotten Robbie providing music as soon as doors open!

 

This Event is General Admission and Seated

 

STANDARD GA Seated - $52.50 ADV  / $60 Day of Show

 

VIP GA Seated in Reserved Area - $125 includes Post-Show  Meet and Greet and a general admission seating within first 6 rows. Meet and Greet includes photo opportunity with your own device and a limit of 2 items autographed.

Each person does require a ticket for entry.

No Refunds. No professional cameras or outside food and drink.

There is a bar upstairs available for drink purchases.

Due to the historic nature of the Ballroom, there are no bathrooms located upstairs. Facilities are located downstairs around the Blue Note Club and are accessible via stairs or the elevator.

Any special needs or accommodation requests, please call our Box Office.

Thank you and we look forward to seeing you at the JaM Cellars Ballroom located in the Margrit Mondavi Theatre! ( Upstairs in the Opera House Building)

1030 Main Street, Napa CA 94559

Box Office: 707.880.2300 (Tues-Sat, 3:30-9:30 pm, Sun 1 Hr before Doors)

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A John Waters Christmas

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A John Waters Christmas

Fri Nov 30 2018 9:00 PM

(Doors 7:30 PM)

JaM Cellars Ballroom at Margrit Mondavi Theatre Napa CA
A John Waters Christmas
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Ages 16+

JaM Cellars Ballroom at Margrit Mondavi Theatre is located UPSTAIRS in the Opera House Building.

Like a damaged St. Nick for the Christmas corrupted, John Waters – legendary filmmaker (“Female Trouble”, “Hairspray”, “Serial Mom”), raconteur and author of bestselling books, Carsick, Role Models and Make Trouble – hitchhikes into town with a bag full of sticks and stones for the devoted and the damned, spreading Yuletide profanity and perverted piety with his critically acclaimed one-man show, “A John Waters Christmas”.  This rapid-fire “trigger warning” for holiday traditionalists asks the questions, “Is Prancer the only gay reindeer?”, “Is it wrong to steal purses from cars in graveyard parking lots on Christmas Eve while mourners leave flowers?”, “Has Santa ever been nude?”, and, most importantly, “Should you disrupt living crèche celebrations this year in the name of political action?”  Miracles really do happen at Yuletide, even if they’re false, and Waters prays for a Gaspar Noé Christmas film, and a new sex club that encourages gay men and lesbians to have sex with each other for the very first time.  Delving into his love for the annual December warning list of “Unsafe Toys to Give Your Child” and his hatred for email Christmas cards, The Easter Bunny, and any kind of holiday “food issues”, the Pope of Trash will give you a Cool Yule like no other.  You better watch out, you better cry!  John Waters, the People’s Pervert, is coming to town.

 

AGES 16+  For Mature Audiences (Under 16 accompanied by an adult)

PARENTAL ADVISORY: Show Contains Explicit and potentially controversial content.

 

DJ Rotten Robbie providing music as soon as doors open!

 

This Event is General Admission and Seated

 

STANDARD GA Seated - $52.50 ADV  / $60 Day of Show

 

VIP GA Seated in Reserved Area - $125 includes Post-Show  Meet and Greet and a general admission seating within first 6 rows. Meet and Greet includes photo opportunity with your own device and a limit of 2 items autographed.

Each person does require a ticket for entry.

No Refunds. No professional cameras or outside food and drink.

There is a bar upstairs available for drink purchases.

Due to the historic nature of the Ballroom, there are no bathrooms located upstairs. Facilities are located downstairs around the Blue Note Club and are accessible via stairs or the elevator.

Any special needs or accommodation requests, please call our Box Office.

Thank you and we look forward to seeing you at the JaM Cellars Ballroom located in the Margrit Mondavi Theatre! ( Upstairs in the Opera House Building)

1030 Main Street, Napa CA 94559

Box Office: 707.880.2300 (Tues-Sat, 3:30-9:30 pm, Sun 1 Hr before Doors)